For the prodigious rate of $22 an hour, I've been whoring myself out as an amateur, unlicensed electrician to an "under construction" Hampton Inn in Pismo Beach, California.
(right to left: Timothy J. Meyer, Steven Molony, Dan Glaser, Mark Glaser)
We called it Operation: Firecode. 'cause now we know about stuff like coaxial cable and fire codes and shit. I've subsequently decided to abandon my derelict screenwriting career and hang up my shingle as a hammer-swingin' construction jockey.
Please refer to my new business card.
The upshot being, real life monies! Headed my way soon!