Friday, April 20, 2012

In So Many Words

A diverting question.

Anybody know any good science fiction-related euphemisms for masturbation?  
Examples:
  • "Waxing the jetbooster" 
  • "Pumping the throttle"

It's for work. I swear.

1 comment:

  1. http://www.melodramatic.com/node/5048082 Has some nice Star Wars euphemisms that might be modifiable. Otherwise, http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism is almost bound to have something.

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