Showing posts with label what a perv. Show all posts
Showing posts with label what a perv. Show all posts

Friday, April 20, 2012

In So Many Words

A diverting question.

Anybody know any good science fiction-related euphemisms for masturbation?  
Examples:
  • "Waxing the jetbooster" 
  • "Pumping the throttle"

It's for work. I swear.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Vital Information For Your Everyday Life

(With Danny Tambereli)

Drinking Ralph's $0.88 brand pineapple soda is akin to drinking the fermented semen of a dehydrated camel.