The Fabulist
Timothy J. Meyer – amateur novelist, aspirant screenwriter, dread pirate
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Friday, April 20, 2012
In So Many Words
A diverting question.
Anybody know any good science fiction-related euphemisms for masturbation?
Examples:
"Waxing the jetbooster"
"Pumping the throttle"
It's for work. I swear.
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Vital Information For Your Everyday Life
(With Danny Tambereli)
Drinking Ralph's $0.88 brand pineapple soda is akin to drinking the fermented semen of a dehydrated camel.
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