Jotorboat

(Pay no attention to the title. Merely an inside joke.)

So, much to my dismay, the pool within the apartment complex I squat at has recently become something a party hotspot for vacuous people to booze and cavort. This deeply distresses me, being the poolfaring sort of chap I am.

Today's attempt at swimming a dreadful failure, Dan Glaser and I have spent the day cloistered with the dailies from the teaser. We're approximately three and a half minutes into the assembly cut and, I must say, lasers, as previously stated, are cool.

Also, I have three laser guns. They were props and now, they're just laser guns.

Wonder what I'll do with those.