Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Timothy J. Televisionguy

STALL: 40 of 75 (53%)

FACT: The most surefire way to activate a craving for Italian food is to watch any episode of The Sopranos. Fact.

I know what you're thinking, I know what you're thinking – how many fucking shows is this douchebag watching? Answer: a lot. Game of Thrones, The Legend of Korra, Breaking Bad, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Batman Beyond, The Walking Dead and now The Sopranos. Fuck, I've even seen Sopranos before – I'm just watching it with the missus.

I seem to have an unlimited capacity for input. I will consume and devour all television shows of quality, all to fuel the ever-spinning wheels of my hungry imagination.

Bring me your televisions, world. Bring them to my face.

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