I Want A Bandolier

I'm a Nerf gun nut.

I have a Maverick, a Raider, a pair of knock-off Double Shots and a smattering of other dart launchers in a hamper-turned-weapons locker in my basement back in Minnesota. I don't honestly have any interest in real firearms (to quote Matt Wallace "except for the shit that I make up in my books") but something about the semi-serious, pseudo-paramilitary feeling of Nerf Guns awakens the inner nine-year-old in me.

I want a bandolier. I want a tactical vest. I really, really want this.

On like, a fucking turret.