Link Butter and Jelly Sandwich

I don't normally do this, but I've been YouTubing all night, so it seemed appropriate.

• You may not know this, but you share a birthday with a famous fictional character! Check out this list at Flavorwire to find out who! (Trivia; I share a birthday with the video game namesake of a certain fantasy novel protagonist whom I may or may not idolize.)
• The Lizzy Bennett Diaries. Much girlier than my traditional fare, but having adapted P&P myself into a three-act stage play for cash, I appreciate the work's originality (ironically)

Dat's all I gots fer ya.